比绝招

今天，我们三（6）班举行了一场激烈的“比绝招”大赛。

Today, class 3 (6) of our class held a fierce competition.

第一个登场的是“魔方拼 高手”潘力诚。他一拿出魔方就眼疾手快地拼起来，才过了三秒钟，他就说：“好了。”老师惊讶地大叫：“呀，才用了三秒钟啊！”我们冲上去一看，魔方果然已经整得和原来一模一样了。台下响起一片掌声。

第二个上场的是我、海啸、从汝和润雨，我们比憋气。我们四个在比赛开始前做了一会儿热身运动。只听老师一声令下：“开始”，我们立马闭上嘴巴，开始憋气。过了一分钟，同学们开始议论纷纷：“他们肯定有人在作弊吧！”“恩，一定在作弊！”“有什么了不起的。”一股气从我心头升起，想：我明明没作弊，还说我作弊。我越想越气，禁不住张开了嘴巴，结果我成了最后一名。我刚撒了气，润雨也张开嘴，现在场上只剩下从汝和海啸。丛汝的脸和平时的脸没什么两样，而海啸的脸却越胀越红，像一个红苹果。同学们都说丛汝爱作弊，丛汝张开嘴为自己辩护，没想到这倒让王海啸占了小便宜---成了今天憋气比赛的擂主。

The second one is me, tsunami, Congru and Runyu. We are more suffocating. The four of us did some warm-up before the game. Just listen to the teacher's order: "start", we immediately closed our mouth and began to hold our breath. After a minute, the students began to talk about: "they must be cheating!" "Well, it must be cheating!" "What's the big deal." A gas rose from my heart, thinking: I didn't cheat, but also said I cheated. The more I thought about it, the more angry I was. I couldn't help opening my mouth. As a result, I became the last. I just spread the gas, moisten the rain also to open the mouth, now on the field only then from you and the tsunami. Congru's face is no different from the usual one, but the tsunami's face is more and more swollen and red, like a red apple. Students say Cong You Love cheating, Cong You open your mouth to defend yourself, did not expect that this let Wang Haixiao take advantage of a small -- became today 's competition of the master.

下一个节目是嘉程和境烁的英文比赛了，他俩让我们报出一至九十九的其中一个数，他俩就能脱口而出。比赛开始了，润雨报道：“噢，八十九！”境烁立刻抢先报道：“八十九（英文的）”第二次是嘉程领先，第三次……最后，老师喊道：“四十二”境烁抓住机会，喊了出来，结果赢了。嘉程不服气，要再来一次，结果他还是输了。

The next program is the English competition between Jiacheng and jingshuo. They asked us to give one of the numbers of one to ninety-nine, and they could blurt out. The game started, Runyu reported: "Oh, 89!" Jing Shuo immediately reported: "eighty nine (English)" the second time is Jiacheng leading, the third time At last, the teacher shouted: "forty two" Jing Shuo seized the opportunity and shouted out. He won. Jiacheng is not convinced. He wants to do it again, but he still loses.

现在轮到张倩了。只见她像箭一样地冲过来，双手一撑，一只脚贴在墙壁上，另一只脚紧跟而上。同学们禁不住叫起好来。嘉程不服气，急忙对同学们说：“我还可以来个不贴墙的倒立呢。”可没想到，他还没有用手撑，就像一条小狗一样趴在地上了。同学们散开后，我发现张倩的脚渐渐地滑下来了，再过了一会儿，张倩坚持不住了，就转了过来。

Now it's Zhang Qian's turn. I saw her come like an arrow, hands a support, one foot on the wall, the other foot closely followed. The students couldn't help shouting "yes". Jiacheng was not convinced, and hurriedly said to the students, "I can still stand upside down without sticking to the wall." But unexpectedly, he didn't use his hands to support, like a dog lying on the ground. After the students dispersed, I found that Zhang Qian's feet slipped down gradually. After a while, Zhang Qian could not hold on, so she turned around.

最后是境烁的绕口令。境烁喊：“一只青蛙四条腿，两只眼睛一张嘴，扑通一声跳下水。两只青蛙……”说到七只青蛙时他的语速放慢了，说到八只时有点儿结巴。终于说完了绕口令，我们都笑了起来，笑声一直传到了天上……

Finally, jingshuo's tongue twister. "Jing Shuo shouted:" a frog with four legs, two eyes and a mouth jumped into the water with a plop. Two frogs... " When he talked about seven frogs, his speech slowed down. When he talked about eight frogs, he was a little stuttered. Finally finish the tongue twister, we all laughed, laughter has been spread to the sky